Halloween =holiday of hoochies..?!

so yeah....
Halloween is just a really dumbass excuse for all the slutty girls in Commack fuckin high school to dress up as hoochies...great...like i dont already see enough up ur ass when you all walk around school regularly in your leather pants you squeezed on this morning, or on other days when you wear those 'ass skirts'...that are so short, when you take a freakin step, your butt falls out. haha. naw, its only a select few stupid idiots, most of you have enough self respect to cover your fucking ass. i dont need to see playboy-bunny-freshman-whores or freakin slouchy hoochie 'disney princess' sluts walking around school thinking theyre hott shit, no thank you. no one likes you. boo. and fyi...its not even halloween.

sorry about all the profanity. i was mad. i actually wear clothes, thanks.

so, well, that madness (if you scroll up) was my friday school day. bleh. blehhhhhhhhhhh. after school, of course, was DANCE!!! yay. kristine my loveeee haha showed up with her little fireman hat, aww shalts ur so cuteeeee aw preciouss! haha. i, of course, was nothing, because it was not halloween. hah. but im not going to make fun of her cuz shes my best friend an' all, so i cant. lucky you, krush :) <3 after dance, me and k.krush went back to her house to make her movie for school, aawww! which, coincidentally, turned out to be THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!and its not even finished yet! we have soooo many funny moments, were gonna have a 'bloopers' section at the end so all of our hilarious outtakes will be included as well. woooot. we are now the best movie makers in all the land. hah, so there! i also met michelle, colleens friend (who is kristines lil sissss aww) and they were adorable! and krishhy, u were sexy as always and everrrr, its like whoah! haha, and last, but not least, i wad the honorable FREAK SHOW of the film, lmao. :D retard. then i went home at 12:30am, yeah, cuz i had to work in the morning. fuck Target.

and so, after 4 total hours of sleep, i woke at a lovely 8am moonshine (isnt that a hallucinagen? haha, i thought so...) to venture off to a sucky 8hour work day at a shitty reduced-price department store. joy. joyyyyyyyyy. but then, it got better, because i went back to special K's....for our sleepover!!!!! whaahaha. ok, now. so then we re-shot scenes we needed to fix up for the movie. and then we called erin, because of the party at her housethat we were going to. and erin was already tipsy, because she was trying to get drunk. and so, we had an altercation, and several moments of confusion and thoughts of not attending the party? but im not sure. maybe everyone was just kidding. eeeee! yeahhhh, so but we went, and i got a litttle tiny bit sparkly hahahhahah. but thats it. and apparently i said some weird things and was shouting. and apparently something happened with cracker. and apparently i love cracker now, or something. and everyone was dressed for halloween, but us (that is me n krush). and erin and kerri had half punk, half prep costumes, with half spiky hair, and it was all interesting, and stuff. and scary emo kids were scary emo kids....with more embellishment....and i threw an emo person's camera in the sink, and then she didnt like me too much. whoopxs! omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg and i finally met KIRAN THE SEX GOD!!! (i hope thats how u spell his name, my love hahah kris!) and he truly lives up to his name, he is so amazing. and i touched him. like randomly.ihugged the guy!omg, i was stupid, and fucked up a lil omg i must have been, i TOUCHED HIS KNEE....TWICE!!! lololollll and we playedd a fun beer game, but i dont remember it. alot. yehp. then we went home, and made a bad apple pie(sorry krish, haha im so stupid, too much sugar, ah idiot.) and we watched Mean Girls! cause krish didnt see it yet. oh, n we made cookies too. they were nisch. mmmm sugar. then it was 3am, so we went to bed, but not before i told kristine a random ghost story that was scary, and we were freaked out. and we said some other stuff, but i dont remember. good one. and actually, it 'twas 2am, cuz u have to account for the daylight savings time, an' all.
then, i set the alarm for 8:30 am, so i could call Target and tell them a bullshit story about how i was honestly 'sick' and that i didnt want to come to work even tho it was Halloween, just because i wanted to spend the day with my friends. well, obviosly, i dint say that part, but Target people are SOB's. seriously. now i have to arrange a faux doctor's note. ass. so then me n krilly went to the dollar store where 'chinks are always open' hahahha kristines dad, mr. kelly youre so funny! and got some shtuff, including our very own MR. SPARKLY STICK!!!! who is now our unofficial mascot!!! haha it was so cool. and me and KK decided to be Super Handy Dandy Irish Dancers for our Halloween costumes!! we were soooo cool, we had different identities: she was Fire Fighter Irish Dancer, and i was Lumber Jack Irish Dancer!!! it was truly amazing. and i dyed my hair red, but just the bottom. and it looked so cool, im gonna do it fo' real, playa. haha. then we went to kerri's house, where she laughed at us, and made us pretzels. ooohhhh, ahhhhh. and then we all went to erin's house. where she laughed at us, too. and neither of them actually dressed up on the actual holiday, erin put on a random outfit of 'blue' and kerri tried to be a color, but it didnt work. then we all (me, krishy, erin, kerri,&dave, kerri's retarded boyfriend..sry kerri!) went to White Castle...and we met Brittany...Kristine's cousin...and ate burgers...and fries....and french toast sticks that some of us sampled off of other people and then was playing with the syrup and popped it on her way-cool home-made poodle-sox arm warmers, making them sticky and stinky with the stench of sweet vermont maple.mmmmm. causing this person to wash hands in the mens room. yeaaas. i did. and i used the drier, too. whoohoo. then, we went to the haunted house at Sports Plus. i screamed back at the people, and told one guy who breathed on me that he needed a breathmint. yum. and this one person had a fake midget and it scared kristine to death, which was so, so funny because it was just simply hilarious. and i made friends with a guy who also had a cape,and i saw him later on the inside and i said to him 'hey, great, we know someone on the inside'. so we went in with 3-D glasses, me n kristine clutching erin, who was forcebly thrown first into the line of fire, while kerri hung off the arm of her belligerent boyfriend, who is a frie, yess, a frie. sorry kerri. and then, we lost everyone, but me and erin. but then again, i dont lose myself that often anymore. not on purpose anyway. so i grabbed her arm, and im sure she lost circulation there for a while. and so we ran all the corners of the maze, and weird people jumped out, and i screamed at every single one. idiot. and then there was a butcher guy who i got away from, but erin i guess wanted to get chopped up, so she stayed there for a long time. and a guy came after me with a drill. it buzzed. it was lifelike. ((shiver)). and there were scary bloody black convict people escaping their cells, and they pulled my hair. twice. and then, we finally got to the end, and a person chased us with an ACTUAL CHAINSAW!!! and then we lost them, but the n another person chased us with an ACTUAL CHAINSAW!!! and i streaked passed alot of people who were waiting on line, and they laughed at me. openly, like LOL. and a weird guy with a flashlight chased after me with a flashlight, i couldnt understand why. and i looked right into the stupid light. and it turns out that it was a motherfucking camera, bastard. so now youre probably gonna see my stupid face on News12 in a Halloween Special entitled Whatafuckingretard.

and i think this is the longest rambling i have ever ever ever EVER had...ever. im sorry. i hope at leat it was entertaining to you readers. hopefully you even got this far..? heheh. ok. i also think i am mildly drunk..probably from drinking a little bit. so that could explain this rambling even more than usual.

goodnite all. Happy Halloween. yay.