Oireachtas......'tis the freakin season!

im almost at a loss for words...which is saying ALOT..haha...but do take note that i said almost. lol.

i just wana say, that this year has been the hardest erm, ever for me, from not dancing for nearly a year (this almost killed me, i swear) to coming back 3 months before Oireachtas and trying to remember everything, or at least remember how not to be spastic..until i realized i never knew that..and dancing at random feises and actually placing?! haha lmao, the strangeness of it all. the thing i most looked forward to when i came back, believe it yes, was seeing you guys. you are the best friends i could ever have..ever! we laugh, we cry, we are fececious, and we laugh some more...especially if im there...hmm lol. no one could diss me as hard, as well, or as hilarious as you girls. you are the thing i have missed the most from dance...you all make it kick freakin' ass even more than irish dance already does!! (ok, did i lose yah there? good, lol). so, heres to all of you sexy irish dancers who totally rock my poodle soxx every damn day:

kerri: girl, i fucking love you to death!!! you are the single most cynical, most sarcastic, most hilarious person of all time! oh wow, who can forget our retarded hysterical friendly's moments: "omg, i can totally see myself in his pants." "oooo is he wearing mirrors?!" *drops gross-looking condiment in drink..by accident* "oooh, is this a game?!" and an incredibly stupid conversation about none other than emus?!?!? lolololol!! and our good times at the mall: "ohh, what better than hanging out with gay men and contemplating the idea of smoking hemp...or inhaling it to an unhealty extent, anyways?" hahaha
you are practicing so hard to get your steps right, and it shows. i know how when you got sick it was hard, but you are so loud and determined, i think you will do so well this year! you are so serious at class, which is more than i can say for myself, haha. and trust me, your setpiece is so good...and most of the time you have it on time! lol keep up the good work ilu cheerio! HAHAHA.

sarah: "oh, sarie!" "oh, marie...e!" lol that will never die. i hope not anyway, it was freakin' funny rooming with you...omg that muddy footprint is still an unsolved mystery! you crack me up sarah, and i know that most of the time you would take pleasure in knocking me out..i understand...lol but i cant help it, honest! and mary kate was a freakin' imboscile, god, and that other girl, sarah too i think? "im from california!" um, who cares? so great.
i know how youve had like...alot of joint problems and stuff.. : / but you still manage to dance amazing! you really are a good dancer sarah, i just wish the judges could see you in the barn!! whoo! you will do great, trust me, im psychic. i heart my sexxxxxy sarah.

erin: i think you and sarah are the only people in the world who can make me shut up. you are the coolest erinno, and you put up with all my outbursts and random stupidness. i have known you the longest, and i remember when i slept over your house for the first time, it was so fun! it was so great! you just make me laugh, mostly its your face. hahah just kidding. your house is always the host of our little get-togethers and the source of some of our greatest most priceless memories. and i always eat your grapes...mainly because theyre there. and remember when we almost set your house aflame?! we were trying to make s'mores, lol.
now damn girl, you are some hott stuff on that stage! you just show 'em on friday, god i know you will. you are the best dancer ever, five stars out of four! dont you dare think of anything but victory, because you already got it in the bag, yo! you are gona be amazing, i can feel it. even more than usual. all i gots to say is damn! shit! and that is whack! lolol. just do it. you have this, you own them. i love youuuuuuuuuuu erinnnoooooooooo!

kristine: krishy fishy!!! my best friend of all time!!! i do not have enough words, or the exact words at all to let you know how much i love you grilly!!!! we are the best together...like sisters! and i hope we'll be like that forever! i could never live a day without you being my friend, for i would surely crash into a tree and die! we are sooo good my shalty ganshter, like shtarsh! plus, were damn hott, and all the boys want a piece of that big ass, which we back up generally from time to time. especially for your aunt nancy. in the pool. hahahah. and give margaret the cookies. LOLLLL! and remember the guy downstairs? omg, it was sooo freaky!! i didnt mean to scare you so much tho, awww. and we are the best bakers... and now movie makers...in the land! we have like songs together, oh yeah Get Low! and whenever i hear them, i think of you, and our hilarious die-hard funny moments. omg, i have to stop, i couldnt possibly write all our stuff on one blog. yeah, and im also gona cry. lol
ok first off: you are the most amazing, so graceful, its just your such a pretty dancer, its cute! and i dont know how you pull it off, but youre agressive at the same time! so its like the perfect combination! and you are sooo focused and determined and ready for this, you bang it out, yah hear me? you are gona rock the fucking ballroom, and everyone will stand in awe. and i will just be like, yeah, thats the famous k.kelly, u kno it, and shes my friend, bitch! hahaha. just remember to not remember your ankle, lol, just go up there and show em how its done, as you say, and its so true. youre the boss kris, you are gona beat 'em up like youve never beaten them before! and just a reminder: i will be there with you through everything, i will never not stand by you, no matter what. you always got me shalts, whether its a shoulder to cry on or words of praise, or laughter at the stupidest things and our made-up words. FURNITURE! no matter what, im always here for you, through everything. go do it like you do, tiks. xoxoxox

ok, crying now. i love you all so much. and ps-erin and kerri, dont you go far off, i will miss you too much! i need you guys here with us, you are the best!
*no matter what, its arm crew forever, nothing will ever come between us. just do it girls, and remember to breathe. and smile. and have fun. ilu through everything!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333>

a random survey...shamelessly stolen from kristineeee!

my first real survey. whoohoo.

NUMBER OF...:
1: piercings? hmmm..lets just say lever 2000...haha no, actually, just the ears
2: tattoos? yes, i'm a walking, talking, bouncing piece of art..god, i should be framed!
3: height? 5'7...basketball player material, huh?
4: shoe size? 8..eh, 8 1/2ish
5: hair color? blonde....can't you tell?

FAVORITE...:
1: food? FRIUT!!!!
2: thing to do? irish dance most deffff...musicalness, art, run, chill with my peopleeeees, make movies, bake pies (lolll)
3: thing to talk about? anything that will make people cry with laughter, smile with amusement, or leap in excitement
4: sports? uh, wish i could go surfing. dance is sissy and overrated. irish dance however, is the real dance (fuck yeah, its hard core!)..beer pong! yes its a sport!!
5: drinks? i like sierra mist, but prefer the original sprite, although there is no apparent difference besides the contrasting can designs and bottling companies. or...are they actually...the sameee...? ooooooooooo
6: clothes? target! (wierdo..i buy shirts for 3 dollars, what what now?), PACSUN baby (by all means), american eagle (rox my poodle sox), things i find in my closet
7: movies? omg people, dont take me to a comedy, im warning you now..i like scary-out-of-your-pants movies...and peter pan, bacause he flies, has fairie dust, and doesnt cost much to go and watch make a fool of himself...but i guess you could do that at my house too...
8: holiday? kwanzaa, bitch! (no actually, i like christmas, especially when it snows)

HAVE YOU...:
1: ever cried over a girl? YES, because i cry over girls all the time..
2: ever cried over a boy? oh, i would never
3: ever lied to someone? probably, but only for the good sake of the person...unless i utterly dislike you..but in that case i'd just tell you the blunt truth anyway...
4: ever been in a fist fight? oh yeah, i busted up a couple-a brothas outside the commack cinemas yo, cuz they was eyein me and throwin a judy-attitudy at mah peeps, so wes hads to bring it...yo ((insert the incredibly fake/poser gangster hand movement here))
5: ever been arrested? numerous times on account of my illicit drug use, contraband, and distribution

NUMBER..:
1: of times I have been in love? never
2: of times I have had my heart broken? broken? i dont get broken...
3: of hearts I have broken? oh, a small, select few unfortunate individuals
4: of girls I have kissed? oh, tons
5: of boys I have kissed? um, not exactly stupid enough to count that...or tell you...?
6: of girls I've slept with? too drunk to recall
7: of boys I've slept with? nope, i dont do that..waiting for the one..its corny
8: of drugs taken illegally? ALL OF THEM
9: of friends: many MANY, and i love every and each of you dearly ;)
10: of people I consider my enemies? ignorant, stupid, ditsy, retarded, funrniture, concieted people, or just plain imbosciles who think they rule the earth
11: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? twice..for this art contest thing..and for singing at this thing...((blush))
12: of scars on my body? oh, i've got a bunch from 'Nam...i still get bombed in my dreams and yell timber! when i see planes...or something..or maybe im just mentally scarred..
13: of things in my past that I regret? i regret nothing..well, maybe my ADD..

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...:
1: pretty? nahh
2: funny? omg, are you kidding? im HILARIOUS!
3: hot? fuck, yeah...im on fire!...lol w/e..i dunno
4: friendly? im the most outgoing person EVER!
5: amusing? REALLY AND TRULY
6: ugly? nahh
7: caring? most definately!
8: sweet? i sure hope so
9: dorky? hah, most always

DESCRIBE YOUR..
1: Wallet? black, pink, white roxy with graffitti of random, emo words stuffed with pocket change and no actual bills and slips of paper with my bank transactions that no noe care about and i have no idea what to do with
2: Hairbrush? black..the square faced brush! omggg krish we have the same one, oh snap!
3: Toothbrush? green thing
4: Jewelry worn daily? my multi-bodily piercings
5: Pillow cover? blue egyptian cotton...? haha umm, dont ask, i dint pick it
6: Blanket? blue chenielle thng...its so soft!
7: Sunglasses? its about high time i got a pair!
9: CD in stereo right now? Lord of the Dance, bitch
12: What you are wearing now? sweat pants and tshirt-omg me too! but its my pj's...
13: In my mouth? a loud voice, a bunch of words and senseless blabberings, but hopefully intelligence..of some sort..
14: In my head? thoughts, memories, and feelings not disclosed to the public
15: Wishing? that i could be serious on cue..and burb the alphabet..haha
16: After this? messaging kristine the tiki!
17: Person you wish you could see right now? SANTA!!! as well as the greatest sorcerer in the world!! lets not forget peter pan, now..
18: Is next to you right now? my soda. and a stapler...ooh, my weapon options...
19: Your Mood? hyper, springy, excited, bouncy, restless
20: The last thing you ate? a mcdonald's happymeal!! (psst..it was a cheesebuger present from kristine's mommy hahaha)
21. are deathly afraid of? erm...rick

DO YOU...?
1: like candles? no, their flame competes with my hottness..of course i do..especially if they smell like FRUIT! or vanilla..yum
2: like the taste of blood? yes because clearly, i am a vampire
3: believe in love? i wish i could
4: believe in soul mates? i have nothing to base this on..?
5: believe in Heaven? i believe that i think that i do
6: believe in God? i believe i want to believe

RANDOM QUESTIONS:
1: What do you want done with your body when you die? ash-trayed
2: If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? dog
3: What color are the walls in your room? room? i dont have a room, fuck!
4: Can you eat with chopsticks? ...mwahahahah, oh man...yes, they're my utensil of choice, even when not presently eating chinese cuisine..
5: What's your favorite coin? those huge gold ones....theyre shiny...and gold! and heavy too...i wonder how much i could profit if i melted them down...more bang for the buck...something i learned while i was incarcerated..
6: What are some of your favorite candies? mini m&m's, and those peachy o's things!
7: What's something that you wish people would understand? that the world doesn't freakin' revolve around them
8: What's something you wish you could understand better? why guys are assholes
9: What is something that you really wish was still around? SPACE PLEX!!! it was sooo much cooler than sports plus, it was like, freakin' mad rad...lol..and space themed!!! awesomeness..

LAST THING/PERSON WHO....:
1: Slept in your bed? my lover...shenikqua
2: Saw you cry? no one has seen me cry.
3: Made you cry? no one makes me cry. well, maybe one person. one guess.
4: Spent the night at your house? omgg, no one has ever spent the night at my house, i don't even have a house!
5: You shared a drink with?a bunch of random guys including one guy i love ((cough kieran cough))...omggg me too! i heart kieran<3
6: You went to the movies with? a large group of loud neanderthals...haha im sorry guys, luv yah!
7: You went to the mall with? mandamandamandaaaaaa! and steve too!
8: Yelled at you? a girl at work, for telling her to look at the ground because she dropped a pepperoni, when in actuality there was a big fat rat right there. yuck. she screeched at me. haha idiot.

thus completes my first survey i've actually finished. woot!

this is becoming incredibly interesting..

sooo...yesterday was the hunt feis...hmmm.
and the premiere of my sexy new leg warmers...haha

i have no idea in the world how this happened, but um, i got 4th?! lol it was pretty funny...
i totally couldnt breathe, and i got so tired at the end of both reel &hornpipe...ugh! i couldn't do the little thingys, you know...so i was a tad disappointed. but i got 4th! even though it was not my best work, i am still happy, woot! bad, bad, bad comments tho. blehhhk. i guess it comes with being retarded. ha ha. better luck next time. hopefully.

good job everyone else, perhaps we will all do better in this last feis before the big O...man, i am pumped as ever, everrrrrr.

heart ARMers<3 we good like dat, yo. lol

Halloween =holiday of hoochies..?!

so yeah....
Halloween is just a really dumbass excuse for all the slutty girls in Commack fuckin high school to dress up as hoochies...great...like i dont already see enough up ur ass when you all walk around school regularly in your leather pants you squeezed on this morning, or on other days when you wear those 'ass skirts'...that are so short, when you take a freakin step, your butt falls out. haha. naw, its only a select few stupid idiots, most of you have enough self respect to cover your fucking ass. i dont need to see playboy-bunny-freshman-whores or freakin slouchy hoochie 'disney princess' sluts walking around school thinking theyre hott shit, no thank you. no one likes you. boo. and fyi...its not even halloween.

sorry about all the profanity. i was mad. i actually wear clothes, thanks.

so, well, that madness (if you scroll up) was my friday school day. bleh. blehhhhhhhhhhh. after school, of course, was DANCE!!! yay. kristine my loveeee haha showed up with her little fireman hat, aww shalts ur so cuteeeee aw preciouss! haha. i, of course, was nothing, because it was not halloween. hah. but im not going to make fun of her cuz shes my best friend an' all, so i cant. lucky you, krush :) <3 after dance, me and k.krush went back to her house to make her movie for school, aawww! which, coincidentally, turned out to be THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!and its not even finished yet! we have soooo many funny moments, were gonna have a 'bloopers' section at the end so all of our hilarious outtakes will be included as well. woooot. we are now the best movie makers in all the land. hah, so there! i also met michelle, colleens friend (who is kristines lil sissss aww) and they were adorable! and krishhy, u were sexy as always and everrrr, its like whoah! haha, and last, but not least, i wad the honorable FREAK SHOW of the film, lmao. :D retard. then i went home at 12:30am, yeah, cuz i had to work in the morning. fuck Target.

and so, after 4 total hours of sleep, i woke at a lovely 8am moonshine (isnt that a hallucinagen? haha, i thought so...) to venture off to a sucky 8hour work day at a shitty reduced-price department store. joy. joyyyyyyyyy. but then, it got better, because i went back to special K's....for our sleepover!!!!! whaahaha. ok, now. so then we re-shot scenes we needed to fix up for the movie. and then we called erin, because of the party at her housethat we were going to. and erin was already tipsy, because she was trying to get drunk. and so, we had an altercation, and several moments of confusion and thoughts of not attending the party? but im not sure. maybe everyone was just kidding. eeeee! yeahhhh, so but we went, and i got a litttle tiny bit sparkly hahahhahah. but thats it. and apparently i said some weird things and was shouting. and apparently something happened with cracker. and apparently i love cracker now, or something. and everyone was dressed for halloween, but us (that is me n krush). and erin and kerri had half punk, half prep costumes, with half spiky hair, and it was all interesting, and stuff. and scary emo kids were scary emo kids....with more embellishment....and i threw an emo person's camera in the sink, and then she didnt like me too much. whoopxs! omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg and i finally met KIRAN THE SEX GOD!!! (i hope thats how u spell his name, my love hahah kris!) and he truly lives up to his name, he is so amazing. and i touched him. like randomly.ihugged the guy!omg, i was stupid, and fucked up a lil omg i must have been, i TOUCHED HIS KNEE....TWICE!!! lololollll and we playedd a fun beer game, but i dont remember it. alot. yehp. then we went home, and made a bad apple pie(sorry krish, haha im so stupid, too much sugar, ah idiot.) and we watched Mean Girls! cause krish didnt see it yet. oh, n we made cookies too. they were nisch. mmmm sugar. then it was 3am, so we went to bed, but not before i told kristine a random ghost story that was scary, and we were freaked out. and we said some other stuff, but i dont remember. good one. and actually, it 'twas 2am, cuz u have to account for the daylight savings time, an' all.
then, i set the alarm for 8:30 am, so i could call Target and tell them a bullshit story about how i was honestly 'sick' and that i didnt want to come to work even tho it was Halloween, just because i wanted to spend the day with my friends. well, obviosly, i dint say that part, but Target people are SOB's. seriously. now i have to arrange a faux doctor's note. ass. so then me n krilly went to the dollar store where 'chinks are always open' hahahha kristines dad, mr. kelly youre so funny! and got some shtuff, including our very own MR. SPARKLY STICK!!!! who is now our unofficial mascot!!! haha it was so cool. and me and KK decided to be Super Handy Dandy Irish Dancers for our Halloween costumes!! we were soooo cool, we had different identities: she was Fire Fighter Irish Dancer, and i was Lumber Jack Irish Dancer!!! it was truly amazing. and i dyed my hair red, but just the bottom. and it looked so cool, im gonna do it fo' real, playa. haha. then we went to kerri's house, where she laughed at us, and made us pretzels. ooohhhh, ahhhhh. and then we all went to erin's house. where she laughed at us, too. and neither of them actually dressed up on the actual holiday, erin put on a random outfit of 'blue' and kerri tried to be a color, but it didnt work. then we all (me, krishy, erin, kerri,&dave, kerri's retarded boyfriend..sry kerri!) went to White Castle...and we met Brittany...Kristine's cousin...and ate burgers...and fries....and french toast sticks that some of us sampled off of other people and then was playing with the syrup and popped it on her way-cool home-made poodle-sox arm warmers, making them sticky and stinky with the stench of sweet vermont maple.mmmmm. causing this person to wash hands in the mens room. yeaaas. i did. and i used the drier, too. whoohoo. then, we went to the haunted house at Sports Plus. i screamed back at the people, and told one guy who breathed on me that he needed a breathmint. yum. and this one person had a fake midget and it scared kristine to death, which was so, so funny because it was just simply hilarious. and i made friends with a guy who also had a cape,and i saw him later on the inside and i said to him 'hey, great, we know someone on the inside'. so we went in with 3-D glasses, me n kristine clutching erin, who was forcebly thrown first into the line of fire, while kerri hung off the arm of her belligerent boyfriend, who is a frie, yess, a frie. sorry kerri. and then, we lost everyone, but me and erin. but then again, i dont lose myself that often anymore. not on purpose anyway. so i grabbed her arm, and im sure she lost circulation there for a while. and so we ran all the corners of the maze, and weird people jumped out, and i screamed at every single one. idiot. and then there was a butcher guy who i got away from, but erin i guess wanted to get chopped up, so she stayed there for a long time. and a guy came after me with a drill. it buzzed. it was lifelike. ((shiver)). and there were scary bloody black convict people escaping their cells, and they pulled my hair. twice. and then, we finally got to the end, and a person chased us with an ACTUAL CHAINSAW!!! and then we lost them, but the n another person chased us with an ACTUAL CHAINSAW!!! and i streaked passed alot of people who were waiting on line, and they laughed at me. openly, like LOL. and a weird guy with a flashlight chased after me with a flashlight, i couldnt understand why. and i looked right into the stupid light. and it turns out that it was a motherfucking camera, bastard. so now youre probably gonna see my stupid face on News12 in a Halloween Special entitled Whatafuckingretard.

and i think this is the longest rambling i have ever ever ever EVER had...ever. im sorry. i hope at leat it was entertaining to you readers. hopefully you even got this far..? heheh. ok. i also think i am mildly drunk..probably from drinking a little bit. so that could explain this rambling even more than usual.

goodnite all. Happy Halloween. yay.